i am cat ✂️
@catb0icarti
🐊 • full time tomboy, part time shitposter ✂️
everyone stop what you’re doing, a very beautiful girl just followed me. behave and act normal.
group activities scare me because it requires either knowing how to: drive, swim, ride, cook, TALK and i don’t know how to do ANY of those things
happy national girlfriend day, she doesn’t know i exist but i love her so much
fuck you. i’m biting you for no reason. *BITE* *BITE* *BITE* *BITE* *BITE*
going through all the hoarded figures i’ll be selling, i require a witty merchant to appear immediately. take the big titty plastic girls in exchange for coins. purge my filthy inventory asap pls.
i am totally not incredibly jealous (lie) of anyone who went to SDCC. i’m super chill and definitely don’t care (lie). i probably didn’t miss anything important anyway (i did). it’s fine. (its not.) everything is fine. (it’s not.)
might close down my DMs. too many bots, not enough desperate people begging to be stepped on.. unless?
new predator. new alien. maybe AvP AND maybe a shin godzilla sequel. new cloverfield too. how am i suppose to contain the big beast inside my pants? it’s just not fair for a monster fucker like me.
