i am cat ✂️
@catb0icarti
🐊 • full time tomboy, part time shitposter ✂️
> tired of tweeting about godzilla > thinking> thinking> thinking > MONSTER SEX
what if we built the godzilla LEGO set together?
there should be a most off putting & awkward person award and i should win it
i just let out an impressive loud burp but i was next to a really cute girl, did i win or lose
ive been mutilated, shredded and emotionally lobotomized by grok for the past 24 hours. my will to live is hanging by a pixelated thread right now i think.
does this technically mean im a mommy now
im a simple person you compliment me once and i’ll buy everything you’ve ever mentioned as a thank u
yes. i’m starting the new month with a questionable horny tweet. go ahead, crucify me. drag me through the streets. tie me to the stake and throw tomatoes at me. i will not repent. i will not be silenced. i will be loud and annoying, i am in heat.
What I want to do more than anything is to bury my head in the chest of Shin. I want to drink the fluids he produces, the divine nectar. But the reality is, the wishes of mine will never come true. What is the point of living if I can't make love to him for the rest of my life? Why is God punishing me like this?
do not call me mommy or i will pick you up and annihilate you with my radioactive breath until you perish and disentigrate from my sight. happy mother’s day.
