i am cat ✂️

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going through all the hoarded figures i’ll be selling, i require a witty merchant to appear immediately. take the big titty plastic girls in exchange for coins. purge my filthy inventory asap pls.

new hair¿

i am totally not incredibly jealous (lie) of anyone who went to SDCC. i’m super chill and definitely don’t care (lie). i probably didn’t miss anything important anyway (i did). it’s fine. (its not.) everything is fine. (it’s not.)

might close down my DMs. too many bots, not enough desperate people begging to be stepped on.. unless?

yeah

new predator. new alien. maybe AvP AND maybe a shin godzilla sequel. new cloverfield too. how am i suppose to contain the big beast inside my pants? it’s just not fair for a monster fucker like me.

do u guys like girls who r 185ft tall be honest

finally met my childhood hero

do you like my man spreading

i tried

my ryuko matoi cosplay

my reaction to that information

ryuko says hi

i have been getting tanner by the day, i just need a pixie haircut to fully cement my tomboy status

everywhere i go, i see his face

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no juri han? no swim suit pics for my followers i guess..

be a gooner.. no one cares.. be proud.. live freely without succumbing to society’s demands and expectations.. you like jerking it to sonic inflation gifs? i won’t judge you… be free.

sorry for not shit posting a lot, i’ve been consumed by unhealthy amounts of monster porn and spiraling deeper each click